Girl setting password with
Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as
password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair
Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
Sunday, 20 November 2011
a boy loved a girl madly but never proposed her
One day he decided to tell her at 1am at night
He typed " i love u" and send it
After few seconds
He got a message
But he decided to c it the nxt day
For surprise nd slept
Nxt day
He read the msg nd was so shock
Bcz it was written
.
.
.
Dear customer msg sending failed due to insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur account
Nd TRY AGAIN
One day he decided to tell her at 1am at night
He typed " i love u" and send it
After few seconds
He got a message
But he decided to c it the nxt day
For surprise nd slept
Nxt day
He read the msg nd was so shock
Bcz it was written
.
.
.
Dear customer msg sending failed due to insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur account
Nd TRY AGAIN
7 great qualities of students:
1)CONSISTENCY- once a zero, alwayz a zero!
2)VOICE MODULATION-Attendance in 5 different voices!
3)PRESENTATION SKILL-Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions!
4)ART- designing Classroom benches!
5)STAMINA- Tolerate teachers for 1 hour lectures!
6)PERIPHERAL VISION-Checking out ur crush sitting
7)SACRIFICE- getting less mrks & giving others a chance 2 Top..!
Proud to be a studnt..! ;)
1)CONSISTENCY- once a zero, alwayz a zero!
2)VOICE MODULATION-Attendance in 5 different voices!
3)PRESENTATION SKILL-Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions!
4)ART- designing Classroom benches!
5)STAMINA- Tolerate teachers for 1 hour lectures!
6)PERIPHERAL VISION-Checking out ur crush sitting
7)SACRIFICE- getting less mrks & giving others a chance 2 Top..!
Proud to be a studnt..! ;)
Really ?
A man wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but he mistakely called the cricket stadium
He asked 'How is the situation?'
He was shocked and nearly died when he heard the reply !!!!
They said Its fine 3 are out already We are hoping to get another 7 out by lunch The last one was a DUCK :p :X [ S J ]
He asked 'How is the situation?'
He was shocked and nearly died when he heard the reply !!!!
They said Its fine 3 are out already We are hoping to get another 7 out by lunch The last one was a DUCK :p :X [ S J ]
true about american movies
A few things american movies have taught us-
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teach or practice kung fu.
2. More than 50% of the US Population are FBI/CIA agents and are working undercover.
3. If a man survives a mishap with a lady, then he is entitled to a kiss, doesn't matter even if he met the lady on that day only.
4. Aliens have a special interest in attacking US!!
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teach or practice kung fu.
2. More than 50% of the US Population are FBI/CIA agents and are working undercover.
3. If a man survives a mishap with a lady, then he is entitled to a kiss, doesn't matter even if he met the lady on that day only.
4. Aliens have a special interest in attacking US!!
Saturday, 19 November 2011
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